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Marga-Daiquiri-Screw-Aloda-On the Beach


What?! Yeah, you read it right. Marga-daiquiri-screw-aloda-on the beach. What is this you ask? Well, if you’re a country fan you may have heard Jerrod Niemann’s “One More Drinkin’ Song”. If you’re not a country fan then 1) shame on you and 2) you can find the video here. In the song, he sings “… my favorite drink, a marga-daiquiri-screw-aloda-on the beach”. Check it out at around the 1 minute mark. Excited, I decided to troll the internet and see if a recipe existed already. No such luck. It’s okay though, because being able to experiment to find the perfect recipe was really, really fun.

Anyway, this drink was so good. So dangerous, but so good. I mean, you can’t really go wrong with a drink that combines a margarita, daiquiri, screwdriver, pina colada and sex on the beach! Give it a try with a couple friends and have everyone bring a bottle so you aren’t shelling out $90 on everything. Oops. I’m writing the recipe with the specific brands I purchased. It would probably be fine if you subbed them with another brand, but I know this version is delish!

Marga-Daiquiri-Screw-Aloda-On the Beach
serves 2

1 shot Pucker Citrus Squeeze (or other citrus flavored vodka)
1 shot DeKuyper Peachtree (or other peach schnapps)
1 shot Jose Cuervo (or other tequila)
1 shot Malibu
1 shot Pinnacle Tropical Punch (or other tropical punch flavored vodka)
2 tablespoons frozen cranberry juice concentrate
2 tablespoons frozen orange juice concentrate
2 tablespoons frozen pineapple juice concentrate
4 cups ice
1 1/2 cups frozen strawberries

  1. Place all ingredients in blender and blend until smooth.
  2. Pour into two tall glasses and serve immediately.

Author: Jenni

Dietitian by day and Midwest food blogger by night. Lover of whiskey, running, and all things food.

38 thoughts on “Marga-Daiquiri-Screw-Aloda-On the Beach

  1. yes!! finally someone with a recipe. i can’t wait to try it 😀

  2. I’m so going to try this with my girlfriends!!! I can’t WAIT!

  3. absolutely love this we had a block party and it was a hit thank you

  4. can’t touch it yet ((the downside to pregnancy)) but I can hardly WAIT – you better believe this will be the first drink I have after little one is ‘evicted’

  5. thanks for the recipe,We can’t wait to try it .It looks and sounds so good.Thanks again

  6. I cannot wait to try that!! I have been wanting it ever since I heard the song! However due to pregnancy I will have to wait until at least the middle of January!

  7. Is there a way that this could be made into a “bulk” drink as in a gallon at a time???

    • If you multiply all the ingredients x 4 you should get about a gallon. The question is – do you have a blender big enough to handle this?! It might be easiest to just keep blending small batches of it. You could also try to mix it in a huge tub with some crushed ice and blended strawberries.

      If you quadruple the recipe, you end up with:
      3/4 cup each Pucker, schnapps, tequila, Malibu and Pinnacle
      1/2 cup each cranberry, orange, and pineapple juice
      16 cups ice
      6 cups frozen strawberries

      If you try it, let me know how it goes!! Good luck 🙂

  8. Umm, I think I love you. 🙂

  9. Jenni-
    I actually entered the contest for his official drink but no luck on winning. 😦 Here is a little variation I made. I like it a little sweeter and not as much alcohol taste. 🙂 Try it and let me know what u think! 🙂

    4 oz cran-strawberry juice
    3 oz frozen blended strawberries (I mix them with the cran-strw juice)
    3 oz orange juice
    3 oz Pineapple Juice
    1/4 cup white sugar
    1oz coconut rum
    1 oz tequila
    1 oz triple sec
    1 oz peach schnapps
    1 oz vodka
    1/2 oz lime juice
    1/2 oz lemon juice
    It is best to blend all the juices first then blend in the liquors.
    Add ice to make a frozen mixer or just serve cold…..Makes approx 2-8 oz glasses

  10. I’ve gotta try this! My friends 21st is coming up and we LOVE this song so I was hoping someone would have a recipe!

  11. Is there a way to adjust this recipe to not have orange or any orange based juice in it? I would love to try it but sadly am allergic to oranges.

    • Hi Karen! Are you allergic to just oranges or all citrus? If it’s just oranges, I would try using another citrus flavored vodka and juice (lemon vodka and lemonade). If you’re allergic to all citrus, a cranberry vodka with more cranberry or pineapple juice sounds tasty to me! Hope this helps and happy drinking!

  12. all it is really is a combination of a margarita, daiquiri, screw ball, pina colada, and sex on the beach….mix evenly and you got yourself a marga-daiquiri-screw-aloda-on the beach xD

  13. It looks like good, but unfortunately in Brazil is not easy to find these types of drinks or similar to them. I’ll try to get them. Thank you for the recipe.

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